Temperatures reach the triple digits on a daily basis. Today was no different. Taking time from my daily routine, I sit on the back porch admiring how quickly the angry black clouds moved in. A steady breeze blows the scent of rain across my face. I close my eyes and breathe in deeply.
The air becomes still as a loud crack and rumble reverberate through the sky. As I recline back in my chair with the soles of my feet against a supporting pillar, the thunder reminds me of its immense power as I feel the vibration through my feet.
Soon, sprinkles of fresh rain tickle the tops of my feet as it begins to fall. I curb the temptation to move from the porch to the center of my yard. The sprinkles that start to fall are refreshing, but, the danger of lightning still abounds. No flash appears, yet the sky grumbles and moans as if in pain or angry at lightning’s strike, ripping and tearing through it.
The breeze stops again before the sky moans and grumbles with one last roll of thunder. Deafening silence consumes the air again.
The storm moves further north, and as fast as it began, it ends. Blue skies peek from the angry clouds.
Lightning claws its way through the clouds and sky with thunder as its voice. “I’m not done!” It seems to scream. Just like the rest of the storm, it too vanishes and moves onward.
Maybe on another day, the rain will stay longer, washing the dirt and grime away.
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Awakened - Chapter 2
Lost in the afterglow of the moment, the music on Laurel’s iPod changed. Nickelback played, “S.E.X.” Both started laughing as they listened to the explicit lyrics, which described the feelings they both felt at that very moment.
Laurel kissed Christoph then stroked his nose with her finger, “What brought this … surprise on?”
Christoph shrugged and replied, “Not sure exactly. I heard music from my office, so I decided to check it out. I saw you there dancing and swaying to the music, and was enjoying the scenery.”
“Hmm… I should turn it on more often!” Laurel smirked and snuggled closer.
“Mmm… The music or the scenery?” He snickered.
Shouts came from the front of the house, “Hey Mom! We’re home!”
Laurel looked at the clock and then at Christoph. “Uh, oops! School’s out.” Laurel squeaked. “They must have taken the school bus.” She shrugged.
Both giggled and snorted as Christoph grabbed pieces of his clothing from the floor and darted for their bedroom. Laurel slid off the counter, found her shredded panties and quietly whispered for Christoph, “Psst, Chris!” Christoph stopped, turned toward Laurel, and gave her an inquisitive look. Laurel laughed seeing Christoph with a bare ass and a pile of clothes covering his front. “Can you take these too?” She held up her torn panties, walked toward the front of the house, and handed them to him. Christoph looked at her panties, then at her and with a twinkle in his eye and a smirk on his face, took her panties between his teeth, and started toward the bedroom once again.
The kids came running to Laurel excited from their long day. Seeing them coming, Laurel stepped far enough into the next room to allow Christoph a clean getaway. Both kids grabbed their mom in a giant hug and greeted her with excitement.
“We looked for you Mom when school let out, but when we didn’t see you, we hopped on the bus,” her oldest son Andrew exclaimed.
“I’m glad you remembered what to do and took responsibility to get it done. Great job, son.” She patted the boys on the back. “Now, let’s make sure you put your stuff away and then you can go outside and play for a little while. Then we will see what you have for homework. How does that sound?” Both boys were excited to hear that they could play first then do their homework. They ran off to their rooms to deposit their book packs, and quickly ran back outside to play.
Laurel made sure they were gone before she turned to head back to her bedroom. On her way through the kitchen, she grabbed her iPod. “Maybe I can play this in our bedroom,” She thought to herself as she opened her bedroom door.
Walking into the bedroom, she saw Christoph lying on their bed, completely naked, still holding her shredded panties in his teeth. Propped up on his right side, he watched her reaction as she walked in the door. Laurel giggled loudly at the sight of her panties still between his teeth. It was not as if Laurel had never seen her husband in the buff before, but after what had just occurred earlier, she found herself blushing. “Mmm, he looks so yummy lying there.” She thought to herself as she smiled deviously. “It would be nice to have more of that!”
Closing and locking the door, Laurel walked over to her dresser on the other side of the room. She reached in her drawer for another pair of panties. As she began to put them on, Christoph sat up and whispered, “Hey baby, come over here and sit next to me.”
Laurel giggled coyly, “I have to finish the dishes, and the kids are home now.”
“So! Do the dishes later. The kids will be fine. They are outside playing, right?” Christoph held out his hand for hers. She walked over and took his hand. Christoph tugged Laurel closer to himself. As Laurel moved close enough to him, he grabbed her by the waist and pulled her down to him. She giggled and followed his motion by straddling him. She sat on his lap, leaned down, and kissed him passionately on his lips. Her tongue searched for entrance into his mouth. Feeling her tongue brush his lips, he opened his mouth and allowed the kiss to deepen.
“Mmm… Now that is nice,” Christoph spoke as they ended their kiss. Laurel leaned in again, this time kissing his neck and coming back up to his mouth once more, then slowly back down the other side of his neck. She began to rock her hips as she leaned back to kiss more deeply. The taste of each other lingered on their lips. Each kiss screamed for another. Laurel sucked his bottom lip into hers and bit down gently. “Ooh, feisty! I love when you’re feisty” Christoph responded in kind, playing at her lips.
Reaching his hand between her legs, Christoph ran his thumb over her opening and up over her clit. Laurel gasped. Closing her eyes, she began to push herself into him. She looked down into his eyes, “Mmm, you naughty boy… what are you up to? I thought you just wanted to, um talk.” He gently rubbed her clit again, this time pressing his thumb into her opening.
She licked her lips and leaned down to kiss his chest. She ventured a trail of kisses down his abdomen stopping at his navel to indulge her tongue. Christoph whimpered as she ran her tongue down his treasure trail, only to retrace her path back to his chest. Finding his nipple, she gently bit down. Christoph moaned, feeling the sharpness of her teeth on his skin. Again, he stroked her nub with his thumb, and then gently he pinched it between his thumb and forefinger. “You like that huh?” Christoph murmured as he stroked her again. Feeling how wet she was he slowly pushed one finger through her opening, drawing it out back to stroke her again. He enjoyed watching his wife as he stroked her, bringing her closer to climax.
“Oooh, Yes!” she panted as she now began to grind herself into Christoph.
Christoph pulled his hand away, grinning, “Oh then maybe I should stop?” He teased her now, waiting to see what she would do.
“Oooh, noo! Don’t stop!” Laurel made a pouty face, whined, but kept grinding into Christoph’s now growing manhood. “Now that’s more like it.” She grinned when she felt him growing hard.
Christoph reached around and untied Laurel’s dress. Laurel pulled it over her head and discarded it. While she was removing her dress, she felt Christoph running his hands up her stomach to her breasts then back down. Feeling his touch on her skin made her skin tingle. As her nipples harden, Christoph sat up and began to kiss her breasts. He wrapped his arms around her waist, took her nipple into his mouth, and sucked.
Laurel’s breath hitched, and she began to gyrate in his lap. Running her fingers through his hair, she grabbed two handfuls of his tresses and yanked his head back. Christoph winced in pain, but the pain turned him on more. He dug his nails into her ass as he began to pull her toward himself and grind his manhood over her opening. She moaned and pushed him back onto his back, then leaned into his face and found his mouth with hers. Her tongue found his as their kiss deepened once more. He moaned into her mouth as her breasts pushed into his chest, as she continued to gyrate and grind on his lap.
Christoph grabbed her hips, pushed her up, and guided her onto his thick hard erection. Laurel let out a loud moan as she felt him enter her opening. She began to grind herself harder as he pushed up into her core. Christoph loved to watch Laurel come when she was on top, but this time he was feeling more aggressive. He grabbed her once again; this time flipped her on her back and began to drive harder until they both came together.
Christoph collapsed on Laurel. Both were exhausted and covered in sweat. Once Laurel could catch her breath, she said, “Wow! That was awesome! What came over you, babe? You were an animal!” She giggled as Christoph rolled off her and onto one side. He lightly ran his fingers over her nipples as the perspiration began to pool between her breasts.
He leaned over and kissed her gently on the lips, “I’ve missed you. Watching you reminds me of how much I miss you. Plus, you are so sexy, baby. You really turn me on!”
Laurel cuddled next to Christoph, but his words struck a chord in her mind. Her thoughts took over as she began wondering why today was so different. Laurel had started to worry that their marriage had become so predictable and boring. She couldn’t help but wonder if she was the reason for the monotony in their relationship. Sex seemed only to happen on weekends because during the week one or the other was just too busy or too tired. This was a highly unusual circumstance. She wanted to ask him why the change, but was afraid she would erase the euphoric bubble they were in. She kept it to herself. “Perhaps we’ll talk later.” She thought to herself.
Hearing a knock at the door drew Laurel back from her inner monologue. “Momma, can I come in? It’s me, Peter.” Peter was their youngest son. He was soon to be 9 years old but still kept the role of the baby in the family. He was such a momma’s boy at times. Sometimes, his dependency drove Laurel nuts, like now when she really wanted to lay there next to Christoph and snuggle.
“NO!” Both Christoph and Laurel answered together. Then they laughed at each other’s response. They trusted that Peter wouldn’t open the door, but just in case, Laurel answered, “Sweetie, we’ll be out in a little bit. I’m going to get some dinner together in a little while. Okay?”
“Um, okay, but why are you in your room?” Peter asked. Laurel looked to Christoph and stifled a giggle. Christoph pulled her into his embrace and held her close.
Christoph spoke loudly, “Hey, Pete, we’re resting right now. I’ll be out in a little bit to help you. I think momma has some stuff she needs to do in here. Now, go on and get your homework done. Okay?”
“Okay, Dad,” Peter answered. “I’m hungry though.”
“Okay, be there in a little bit,” Christoph repeated.
He leaned in and kissed Laurel on the lips, then whispered softly, “Why don’t you take a little nap, or take a nice soak in the tub. I’ll take care of the boys. Then we can make some dinner together.” Laurel looked completely surprised. “What?" Christoph asked with a smirk on his face. "You don’t think I can manage?”
“Um, no. It’s not that,” Laurel began. “It’s just unexpected. Um, thank you, but maybe I’ll just take a quick shower and then make some dinner.”
“Okay my love, if you insist. I’ll see you soon.” Christoph kissed Laurel once more, then got out of bed and put on his pants. Walking to the dresser, he grabbed a black t-shirt out of the drawer and pulled it over his head. The t-shirt fit his chest snuggly, which brought a grin to Laurel’s face. Christoph has such a lovely physique. Laurel never tired of watching him.
With that, Christoph blew Laurel a kiss and walked out the door.
Laurel lay there on the bed a little longer, enjoying the quiet, peaceful moment. Her thoughts went back to the incredible sex they had just experienced, not only once, but twice. She tried to remember the last time they climaxed twice in one night together. It was so uncommon any more. She had a tough time recalling. She then decided it must have been the first few years of their marriage because ever since the boys were born, they had to plan around their boys’ sleep schedules. This made everything more predictable and less spontaneous. She found she really like surprises like this.
Letting out a breath she hadn’t realized she was holding, she decided it was time to get showered and start her night time routine. She headed into the bathroom and turned the shower on to let the water heat up. Looking into the mirror, she saw her hair in its matted, bed head mess, and giggled. “I guess it’s a good thing he went to help the kids and not me.”
Shaking her head as she stared in the mirror, she kept reminiscing to herself about fantastically giddy she felt. “Damn, the sex was fantastic!” The words rang out, but could not nearly describe her giddiness and satisfaction she now felt as she stood there staring into the mirror. With a huge grin on her face, she found herself wishing this could happen more often.
Turning to the shower, she stepped in and immersed herself under the stream of warm water. “Ah, this is wonderful,” she said, as she stood, soaking in the hot steamy shower. Leaning against the shower wall, she let the water stream down her body. The rivulets of water washed over her skin, causing her skin to goosebump at first. Soon, it began to soothe and relax allowing her mind to begin racing again with thoughts of “why” and “what is different.” As she began to lather her hair, she started wondering if she should talk with Christoph. At the very least, maybe she should ring her girlfriend on the phone and see what her opinion would be. She giggled at the thought of calling her friend. Even though she felt seriously concerned, she still felt that ‘schoolgirl’ hype that made all girls want to share about the new boy they had a crush on.
Rinsing off and finishing her shower, she thought the wiser and decided this time, she would see how the night and days to come carried on. “Perhaps this is just random,” she thought to herself, “No need to get all paranoid.”
Laurel kissed Christoph then stroked his nose with her finger, “What brought this … surprise on?”
Christoph shrugged and replied, “Not sure exactly. I heard music from my office, so I decided to check it out. I saw you there dancing and swaying to the music, and was enjoying the scenery.”
“Hmm… I should turn it on more often!” Laurel smirked and snuggled closer.
“Mmm… The music or the scenery?” He snickered.
Shouts came from the front of the house, “Hey Mom! We’re home!”
Laurel looked at the clock and then at Christoph. “Uh, oops! School’s out.” Laurel squeaked. “They must have taken the school bus.” She shrugged.
Both giggled and snorted as Christoph grabbed pieces of his clothing from the floor and darted for their bedroom. Laurel slid off the counter, found her shredded panties and quietly whispered for Christoph, “Psst, Chris!” Christoph stopped, turned toward Laurel, and gave her an inquisitive look. Laurel laughed seeing Christoph with a bare ass and a pile of clothes covering his front. “Can you take these too?” She held up her torn panties, walked toward the front of the house, and handed them to him. Christoph looked at her panties, then at her and with a twinkle in his eye and a smirk on his face, took her panties between his teeth, and started toward the bedroom once again.
The kids came running to Laurel excited from their long day. Seeing them coming, Laurel stepped far enough into the next room to allow Christoph a clean getaway. Both kids grabbed their mom in a giant hug and greeted her with excitement.
“We looked for you Mom when school let out, but when we didn’t see you, we hopped on the bus,” her oldest son Andrew exclaimed.
“I’m glad you remembered what to do and took responsibility to get it done. Great job, son.” She patted the boys on the back. “Now, let’s make sure you put your stuff away and then you can go outside and play for a little while. Then we will see what you have for homework. How does that sound?” Both boys were excited to hear that they could play first then do their homework. They ran off to their rooms to deposit their book packs, and quickly ran back outside to play.
Laurel made sure they were gone before she turned to head back to her bedroom. On her way through the kitchen, she grabbed her iPod. “Maybe I can play this in our bedroom,” She thought to herself as she opened her bedroom door.
Walking into the bedroom, she saw Christoph lying on their bed, completely naked, still holding her shredded panties in his teeth. Propped up on his right side, he watched her reaction as she walked in the door. Laurel giggled loudly at the sight of her panties still between his teeth. It was not as if Laurel had never seen her husband in the buff before, but after what had just occurred earlier, she found herself blushing. “Mmm, he looks so yummy lying there.” She thought to herself as she smiled deviously. “It would be nice to have more of that!”
Closing and locking the door, Laurel walked over to her dresser on the other side of the room. She reached in her drawer for another pair of panties. As she began to put them on, Christoph sat up and whispered, “Hey baby, come over here and sit next to me.”
Laurel giggled coyly, “I have to finish the dishes, and the kids are home now.”
“So! Do the dishes later. The kids will be fine. They are outside playing, right?” Christoph held out his hand for hers. She walked over and took his hand. Christoph tugged Laurel closer to himself. As Laurel moved close enough to him, he grabbed her by the waist and pulled her down to him. She giggled and followed his motion by straddling him. She sat on his lap, leaned down, and kissed him passionately on his lips. Her tongue searched for entrance into his mouth. Feeling her tongue brush his lips, he opened his mouth and allowed the kiss to deepen.
“Mmm… Now that is nice,” Christoph spoke as they ended their kiss. Laurel leaned in again, this time kissing his neck and coming back up to his mouth once more, then slowly back down the other side of his neck. She began to rock her hips as she leaned back to kiss more deeply. The taste of each other lingered on their lips. Each kiss screamed for another. Laurel sucked his bottom lip into hers and bit down gently. “Ooh, feisty! I love when you’re feisty” Christoph responded in kind, playing at her lips.
Reaching his hand between her legs, Christoph ran his thumb over her opening and up over her clit. Laurel gasped. Closing her eyes, she began to push herself into him. She looked down into his eyes, “Mmm, you naughty boy… what are you up to? I thought you just wanted to, um talk.” He gently rubbed her clit again, this time pressing his thumb into her opening.
She licked her lips and leaned down to kiss his chest. She ventured a trail of kisses down his abdomen stopping at his navel to indulge her tongue. Christoph whimpered as she ran her tongue down his treasure trail, only to retrace her path back to his chest. Finding his nipple, she gently bit down. Christoph moaned, feeling the sharpness of her teeth on his skin. Again, he stroked her nub with his thumb, and then gently he pinched it between his thumb and forefinger. “You like that huh?” Christoph murmured as he stroked her again. Feeling how wet she was he slowly pushed one finger through her opening, drawing it out back to stroke her again. He enjoyed watching his wife as he stroked her, bringing her closer to climax.
“Oooh, Yes!” she panted as she now began to grind herself into Christoph.
Christoph pulled his hand away, grinning, “Oh then maybe I should stop?” He teased her now, waiting to see what she would do.
“Oooh, noo! Don’t stop!” Laurel made a pouty face, whined, but kept grinding into Christoph’s now growing manhood. “Now that’s more like it.” She grinned when she felt him growing hard.
Christoph reached around and untied Laurel’s dress. Laurel pulled it over her head and discarded it. While she was removing her dress, she felt Christoph running his hands up her stomach to her breasts then back down. Feeling his touch on her skin made her skin tingle. As her nipples harden, Christoph sat up and began to kiss her breasts. He wrapped his arms around her waist, took her nipple into his mouth, and sucked.
Laurel’s breath hitched, and she began to gyrate in his lap. Running her fingers through his hair, she grabbed two handfuls of his tresses and yanked his head back. Christoph winced in pain, but the pain turned him on more. He dug his nails into her ass as he began to pull her toward himself and grind his manhood over her opening. She moaned and pushed him back onto his back, then leaned into his face and found his mouth with hers. Her tongue found his as their kiss deepened once more. He moaned into her mouth as her breasts pushed into his chest, as she continued to gyrate and grind on his lap.
Christoph grabbed her hips, pushed her up, and guided her onto his thick hard erection. Laurel let out a loud moan as she felt him enter her opening. She began to grind herself harder as he pushed up into her core. Christoph loved to watch Laurel come when she was on top, but this time he was feeling more aggressive. He grabbed her once again; this time flipped her on her back and began to drive harder until they both came together.
Christoph collapsed on Laurel. Both were exhausted and covered in sweat. Once Laurel could catch her breath, she said, “Wow! That was awesome! What came over you, babe? You were an animal!” She giggled as Christoph rolled off her and onto one side. He lightly ran his fingers over her nipples as the perspiration began to pool between her breasts.
He leaned over and kissed her gently on the lips, “I’ve missed you. Watching you reminds me of how much I miss you. Plus, you are so sexy, baby. You really turn me on!”
Laurel cuddled next to Christoph, but his words struck a chord in her mind. Her thoughts took over as she began wondering why today was so different. Laurel had started to worry that their marriage had become so predictable and boring. She couldn’t help but wonder if she was the reason for the monotony in their relationship. Sex seemed only to happen on weekends because during the week one or the other was just too busy or too tired. This was a highly unusual circumstance. She wanted to ask him why the change, but was afraid she would erase the euphoric bubble they were in. She kept it to herself. “Perhaps we’ll talk later.” She thought to herself.
Hearing a knock at the door drew Laurel back from her inner monologue. “Momma, can I come in? It’s me, Peter.” Peter was their youngest son. He was soon to be 9 years old but still kept the role of the baby in the family. He was such a momma’s boy at times. Sometimes, his dependency drove Laurel nuts, like now when she really wanted to lay there next to Christoph and snuggle.
“NO!” Both Christoph and Laurel answered together. Then they laughed at each other’s response. They trusted that Peter wouldn’t open the door, but just in case, Laurel answered, “Sweetie, we’ll be out in a little bit. I’m going to get some dinner together in a little while. Okay?”
“Um, okay, but why are you in your room?” Peter asked. Laurel looked to Christoph and stifled a giggle. Christoph pulled her into his embrace and held her close.
Christoph spoke loudly, “Hey, Pete, we’re resting right now. I’ll be out in a little bit to help you. I think momma has some stuff she needs to do in here. Now, go on and get your homework done. Okay?”
“Okay, Dad,” Peter answered. “I’m hungry though.”
“Okay, be there in a little bit,” Christoph repeated.
He leaned in and kissed Laurel on the lips, then whispered softly, “Why don’t you take a little nap, or take a nice soak in the tub. I’ll take care of the boys. Then we can make some dinner together.” Laurel looked completely surprised. “What?" Christoph asked with a smirk on his face. "You don’t think I can manage?”
“Um, no. It’s not that,” Laurel began. “It’s just unexpected. Um, thank you, but maybe I’ll just take a quick shower and then make some dinner.”
“Okay my love, if you insist. I’ll see you soon.” Christoph kissed Laurel once more, then got out of bed and put on his pants. Walking to the dresser, he grabbed a black t-shirt out of the drawer and pulled it over his head. The t-shirt fit his chest snuggly, which brought a grin to Laurel’s face. Christoph has such a lovely physique. Laurel never tired of watching him.
With that, Christoph blew Laurel a kiss and walked out the door.
Laurel lay there on the bed a little longer, enjoying the quiet, peaceful moment. Her thoughts went back to the incredible sex they had just experienced, not only once, but twice. She tried to remember the last time they climaxed twice in one night together. It was so uncommon any more. She had a tough time recalling. She then decided it must have been the first few years of their marriage because ever since the boys were born, they had to plan around their boys’ sleep schedules. This made everything more predictable and less spontaneous. She found she really like surprises like this.
Letting out a breath she hadn’t realized she was holding, she decided it was time to get showered and start her night time routine. She headed into the bathroom and turned the shower on to let the water heat up. Looking into the mirror, she saw her hair in its matted, bed head mess, and giggled. “I guess it’s a good thing he went to help the kids and not me.”
Shaking her head as she stared in the mirror, she kept reminiscing to herself about fantastically giddy she felt. “Damn, the sex was fantastic!” The words rang out, but could not nearly describe her giddiness and satisfaction she now felt as she stood there staring into the mirror. With a huge grin on her face, she found herself wishing this could happen more often.
Turning to the shower, she stepped in and immersed herself under the stream of warm water. “Ah, this is wonderful,” she said, as she stood, soaking in the hot steamy shower. Leaning against the shower wall, she let the water stream down her body. The rivulets of water washed over her skin, causing her skin to goosebump at first. Soon, it began to soothe and relax allowing her mind to begin racing again with thoughts of “why” and “what is different.” As she began to lather her hair, she started wondering if she should talk with Christoph. At the very least, maybe she should ring her girlfriend on the phone and see what her opinion would be. She giggled at the thought of calling her friend. Even though she felt seriously concerned, she still felt that ‘schoolgirl’ hype that made all girls want to share about the new boy they had a crush on.
Rinsing off and finishing her shower, she thought the wiser and decided this time, she would see how the night and days to come carried on. “Perhaps this is just random,” she thought to herself, “No need to get all paranoid.”
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Napkin Scrawl #17 -- Barreling down the Road...
Stretched out and fast asleep in the back of my SUV, I’ve set the autopilot for my destination. “Ah,” I think to myself, “I’m so exhausted. I’ll just curl up in the back here and sleep and still have plenty of time to get where I need to be.”
The vibration and motion my SUV makes me sleep peacefully as I’m taken to my final destination. Turning over, I stretch. My dog is at my side, snoozing right along with me. I hear no noise, just nice and smooth travel whilst I sleep.
“Huh? Wait! Where am I?” Looking out the SUV windows, I see my SUV has jumped the median. I’m speeding along at 70 m.p.h. crossing both sides of the freeway. “Oh, Shit!” I shout aloud. Commando crawling from the back of the SUV toward the front, I begin to panic. Shaking off the sleep, I come to my senses, “What the fuck was I thinking! Calm down… calm down…”
The crawl is hard to do in a bouncing SUV. I’m still barreling forward at high speed. ‘Thump, thump, thump.’ The SUV is back on the freeway on the correct side… I sigh deeply. Squeezing between the front seats, I grab the steering wheel. I swerve erratically through the lanes as I try to get the last bit of my legs through the seats.
Finally, I have accomplished my crawl from the back and am sitting in the driver’s seat. I realize there is no autopilot. “Crap! I need to keep going! I hope no cops saw me.”
‘Beep, beep, beep.’ ‘Beep, beep, beep’
“Huh?” I glance up and realize my phone is going off. I pick it up to answer, “Oh, shit! Wow! It’s only a dream!”
The vibration and motion my SUV makes me sleep peacefully as I’m taken to my final destination. Turning over, I stretch. My dog is at my side, snoozing right along with me. I hear no noise, just nice and smooth travel whilst I sleep.
“Huh? Wait! Where am I?” Looking out the SUV windows, I see my SUV has jumped the median. I’m speeding along at 70 m.p.h. crossing both sides of the freeway. “Oh, Shit!” I shout aloud. Commando crawling from the back of the SUV toward the front, I begin to panic. Shaking off the sleep, I come to my senses, “What the fuck was I thinking! Calm down… calm down…”
The crawl is hard to do in a bouncing SUV. I’m still barreling forward at high speed. ‘Thump, thump, thump.’ The SUV is back on the freeway on the correct side… I sigh deeply. Squeezing between the front seats, I grab the steering wheel. I swerve erratically through the lanes as I try to get the last bit of my legs through the seats.
Finally, I have accomplished my crawl from the back and am sitting in the driver’s seat. I realize there is no autopilot. “Crap! I need to keep going! I hope no cops saw me.”
‘Beep, beep, beep.’ ‘Beep, beep, beep’
“Huh?” I glance up and realize my phone is going off. I pick it up to answer, “Oh, shit! Wow! It’s only a dream!”
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